Monday, 22 September 2014

That time I ran away


I wish I could say this was a story of the time I ran away and saw the beauty in the world and realise that every second is precious, but instead, this was the time that I went on a leisurely stroll up the hill and I twisted my ankle so I stopped to wait for my step dad to pick me up. 

A few days ago I experienced the worse bug I had in a while. I usually call it 'seasonal sickness', it's essentially just my body getting used to the change in temperature. Weird. I know. However I, being the teenage girl I am, exaggerated this 'illness' to the fullest. 
At 12:34pm I woke up, ready for my day which I anticipated would be filled with boredom and sneezing. Daylight hours were usually spent watching reruns of Criminal Minds or CSI:Miami, but for some unknown reason my legs took me to the shower. 
My tired eyes glazed over, making the green tiles of my shower look like the jungle, and suddenly I was transported to the Amazon, where I stood beneath a beautiful waterfall. The water so clear that you could see your own reflection, and so clean that you would drink it with no doubt of its sanitation. 
I don't think I'll ever discover which one of my Amazonian spirit animals possessed me to go on a walk at 15:02, but somehow, in my paraplegic state I left my home. 
The interesting thing about Bath is that no matter where you look, you're 98% guaranteed to see a field. And that was the only thing which surrounded me. The one to my right was covered in a golden crop and cut into a maze for children, adults and tourists to play in; and the one to my left was reserved for the seven horses. Their grass was dying, the farmers weren't paying enough attention to both details. 

And neither was I. 

Because the next thing I knew I was on the floor. It wasn't even anything too serious. Like, have you ever been walking and your ankle just bops in and out of place. Well that's what happened to me, only I was also wearing heels. Dragging my crumpled body over to the next patch of grass, I curled up upon it, writhing in pain. I had sent my 999 text to my step-dad to come and pick me up, but I knew it would be a while before he checked his phone. So I waited. 
I waited and waited. The horses fell asleep. The farmers had come out a few times and thought nothing of my presence. And not a single car stopped to check if I was alright; although if they did I would be screaming and running for the hills because I had seen enough Criminal Minds and CSI:Miami to know how that story played out. 
All I did was wait, until even the sun left me.
Have you ever experienced a sunset? Or have you even seen one? The first time I had watched a sunset I was 7, and I didn't think much o it. I didn't drink up the vibrant colours, nor remember the thickening of the air as the freshness left it due to the day's build up of lung blocking pollution. I only thought, "oh, it's night now". But at that moment, I experienced not only the sunset. But also my surroundings. I noticed the grass which was slowly losing its life, fading into a dull yellow-brown rather than its vibrant green. I noticed the odd car or two drive past and look at me in confusion. I noticed the chirping of the birds had ceased and now silence had taken its place. I noticed that I didn't need a camera to capture the beauty, my mind was fully capable of that. 

So I guess in a way I ran away. I ran from reality and escaped into realism, but I wouldn't recommend it for several reasons. 
*I broke my ankle that day. 
*My 'seasonal sickness' turned into hayfever.
*I wasn't even allowed to touch the horses. 
*And most importantly, I missed my daily crime dramas. 




Saturday, 20 September 2014

Armstrong and Miller Commentary

The Armstrong and Miller sketch is set during WW2 but was recorded in 2007, approximately when slang was evolving. The piece uses slang phrases more than we would everyday. The piece would be aimed towards mainly young people because they are the ones speaking in such a way. The purpose of this piece is mainly to entertain, however it does serve to inform the viewers of our language ‘evolution’.                                                                                                                                                                          
The sketch overuses slang phrases which shows an excessive use of hyperbole to exaggerate the idea of our failing use of language; it also helps the viewers to hear the language used in context, which makes it sound even worse. Additionally, this allows the viewers to notice the grammatical errors we are beginning to make in our speech. 

Inexplicably, the piece is set in the 1930’s/40’s, a time in which language would've been very proper, however, slang terms would be created in such a time (during the war) to code messages so that the enemy wouldn't understand. This allows us to see that language changes would be happening, although not as extreme as the ones presented in the sketch. 

Style Model Analysis


The style model I have chosen to analyse is titled, 'Charlotte Hobson: Black Earth City'. It is a piece of travel writing which I believe to be aimed at adults and the purpose is to entertain and inform. 
     Firstly, the piece uses lexis which creates vivid imagery. For example, ‘The entrance hall was underwater green,’ and ‘Rubbish two feet high which rustled in the dark.’ In addition to the creation of imagery, the piece uses subject specific lexis which links in with the idea of pollution. Also, the use of oxymorons is continued throughout the piece, for example the usage of ‘The Komendant walked past in a lordly way and was bombarded with requests.’ This shows the reader that although he appears ‘Lordly’ he is treated as a servant. Similarly, 14 different nationalities are listed in the final paragraph followed by the phrase, ‘A bubble of languages rose,’ the term ‘bubble’ suggests an exclusive circle but the listing of different nationalities contradicts this idea.
         I would also like to draw your attention to the grammar in this text. The author uses a wide variety of sentence structures. The majority of the paragraphs start with simple sentences, such as ‘The human overpopulation was equally intense.’ This creates the feeling of tension. And finally, there is very little variation in punctuation. The only punctuation used is full stops and commas, however as the text progresses speech marks are used and later semi-colons. 

Thursday, 11 September 2014

About Me

About me...

So, I'm Shanae, and well you must see,
You'll never meet another the same as me.
Few share my name.
None share my thoughts.
and no other is blessed enough,
To share my cohorts.

I'm only 5'1''
So heels are my friends.
And contrary to others
I don't like weekends.
I'm also a dancer,
I am classically trained.
And my Pointe shoes and tutu's
Are forever getting stained.

I'm relatively organised,
Some call me 'too neat',
And when it comes to sports
I hate to get beat(en).
I am a strategic thinker,
I may 'get into your shoes',
And I really hate mornings,
I'll always press snooze.

I won't even lie,
I still watch Glee.
And Cory Montieth's death
Was devastating to me.
I also like crime dramas
And their thickening plots.
But I don't like bridges or boats,
And that includes yachts.

I adore Game Of Thrones,
Although I'm too young.
I must say I'll miss Tyrion,
And his pretty lame puns.

I enjoy cheesy poems,
And their dull rhyme schemes;
I must say my favourite
Is ABCB.

That's all I can think of,
So I'll leave you with that.
I can't think of a rhyme,
So avoid butterfat(?)